Self-proclaimed pickle wizard will send anyone in the world a pickle for $5.99
As unbelievable as this may sound, there just might be a new and better way to mess with someone that doesn’t involve a black Sharpie, a passed out person’s forehead and a drawing of a penis. Thanks to an anonymously self-proclaimed pickle wizard, anyone can screw with a friend — or frenemy — without looking like a jerk. Odds are, the person receiving the pickle will be left speechless and the sender will have a #MicDrop moment to end all #MicDrop moments.
According to the pickle delivery’s website, www.picklewizard.com, the process is fairly simple, affordable ($5.99 per pickle message), and complete in just four steps.
Step 1: You decide to anonymously mail a pickle to anyone of your choice. This could be a friend or someone you hate more than Donald Trump hates Rosie O’Donnell’s face, lips, eyes, hair, nose, chubby fingers and overall existence.
Step 2: Click “Buy Now” (using Paypal), and fill in the mailing address of your victim.
Step 3: The Wizard puts a pickle in an envelope with a handwritten, mystifying message and sends it off. Each pickle comes with a hand written note from The Wizard. You can create your own message by writing it in the comments section of Paypal.
Step 4: You enjoy how perplexed that “goblin crotch” of a human will be when they recieve a pickle in the mail.
The website reports over 520 pickles have now been sent and that The Wizard has a “barbaric amount” of pickles in the fridge waiting to be set free.
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