By Justin Adam Brown - jbrown@timesleader.com

Self-proclaimed pickle wizard will send anyone in the world a pickle for $5.99

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A self-proclaimed pickle wizard will anonymously send anyone in the world a pickle for $5.99
Justin Adam Brown | Weekender

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    As unbelievable as this may sound, there just might be a new and better way to mess with someone that doesn’t involve a black Sharpie, a passed out person’s forehead and a drawing of a penis. Thanks to an anonymously self-proclaimed pickle wizard, anyone can screw with a friend — or frenemy — without looking like a jerk. Odds are, the person receiving the pickle will be left speechless and the sender will have a #MicDrop moment to end all #MicDrop moments.

    According to the pickle delivery’s website, www.picklewizard.com, the process is fairly simple, affordable ($5.99 per pickle message), and complete in just four steps.

    Step 1: You decide to anonymously mail a pickle to anyone of your choice. This could be a friend or someone you hate more than Donald Trump hates Rosie O’Donnell’s face, lips, eyes, hair, nose, chubby fingers and overall existence.

    Step 2: Click “Buy Now” (using Paypal), and fill in the mailing address of your victim.

    Step 3: The Wizard puts a pickle in an envelope with a handwritten, mystifying message and sends it off. Each pickle comes with a hand written note from The Wizard. You can create your own message by writing it in the comments section of Paypal.

    Step 4: You enjoy how perplexed that “goblin crotch” of a human will be when they recieve a pickle in the mail.

    The website reports over 520 pickles have now been sent and that The Wizard has a “barbaric amount” of pickles in the fridge waiting to be set free.

    Reach Justin Brown at 570-991-6652 or on Twitter @wkdr

    Self-proclaimed pickle wizard will send anyone in the world a pickle for $5.99

    By Justin Adam Brown

    jbrown@timesleader.com

    A self-proclaimed pickle wizard will anonymously send anyone in the world a pickle for $5.99
    http://www.theweekender.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/web1_P2CKLE-WIZARD.jpgA self-proclaimed pickle wizard will anonymously send anyone in the world a pickle for $5.99 Justin Adam Brown | Weekender

    Reach Justin Brown at 570-991-6652 or on Twitter @wkdr