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Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You’ve heard the adage, “Keep your friends close but your enemies closer,” right? Bullshit—at least this week. You need to get as far away from those you dislike or disagree with, in favor of having some truly sweet moments with those you love, moments they could and would spoil if given […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) I’ve met many a brilliant Aquarian—some virtual geniuses, even. But most of them are also notoriously impractical. They don’t value doing things the easy way. This isn’t such a bad thing, generally. But when you turn aside from the simplest route to your destination, even when it’s mapped out before you, […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Where are the kids? You’re sorely in need of some playful, innocent fun, so hanging with your nieces and nephews or any other of the sweet little rugrats in your life would be a fantastic way to spend your week. It would help you remember to smile a lot more, to […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) The sun is shining, birds are singing, people are dancing in the streets. Or are they? You wouldn’t know either way this week, because your focus has turned dramatically inward. Your uncharacteristic navel-gazing is bound to raise a few eyebrows and even elicit some (possibly melodramatic) concern, but don’t let anyone […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Many people believe they’d love a Capricorn partner—until they actually get one. At that point they’re often disappointed when you don’t meet their unrealistic expectations. You’re a great package, but you’re not for everyone. What you can offer: a reasonably high degree of security, sex drive, and loyalty, among other things. […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) For days, you’ve turned this idea over and over in your mind; now it’s roasted all the way through, like a pig on a spit, and still you’re no closer to a decision or conclusion. Has it ever occurred to you that your brain just doesn’t have an answer to this […]

Hairology: Winter styles to take you into the age of Aquarius

Hairology: Winter styles to take you into the age of Aquarius

It’s not a calm world, and neither are the hairstyles. Imagine Cher, Mick Jagger, the late David Bowie and the era of rock ‘n roll, disco and rebellious attitudes where individuality was freely expressed. Using these old basic hairstyles and tweaking them a little with some slicing and razoring is 2017 signature styles. Add intense […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Your eyes are tired. Your vision is swimming. Is it really the best time to be reading your horoscope? What can you possibly get out of it—or anything—in this state? Go get some rest, then think about what needs to be done. Contemplating it now will just exhaust you needlessly, especially […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) If there was ever a time that was well-suited to forthright directness, it’s now. If you can’t say it without equivocation, there’s no hope. Be boldly honest, even if it makes you sound a little like an asshole. If it’s real, it’ll work out. I know it flies in the face […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You’ve been looking backwards a lot lately—not because you’re longing for the past, but only to attempt to cover your tracks. Why don’t you want people knowing how you got here? Or is it that you’re embarrassed or ashamed of the detours you took along the way? Ironically, all your efforts […]

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