Sign Language

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aries (March 21-April 19) You’re good at lots of things, but gardening’s generally a no-no. Most Rams simply don’t have green thumbs. It’s not that you don’t like taking care of others; it’s just that it works best if they actively remind you when they need some of your TLC. Plants are quite simply not […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aries (March 21-April 19) An Aries walking around with an empty belly? How is this happening? Usually, you experience a need and you fill it, no matter what gets in your way. So what could possibly convince you to deprive yourself? A potential love? A principle? Some authority figure? (Yeah, right.) Or could it be […]

Hairology: Wedding season styles to put some spring in your step

Hairology: Wedding season styles to put some spring in your step

It’s the beginning of the wedding season, so Star Stresses decided to look at the photo shoot of our last in-house wedding party, which was just a few weeks ago. This is what we saw: The bride and her party came into Star Tresses at 8 a.m., nine bridesmaids plus the mother of the bride […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aries (March 21-April 19) Everyone’s had one of those stomach-churning nights where something you ate didn’t agree with you, and you spent the entire time making trips into the bathroom (or giving up and just camping out there). It’s amazing how much that can throw you for a loop; lack of sleep and nourishment makes […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aries (March 21-April 19) Different predators use different methods to catch their prey. Some lie patiently in wait for long periods. Others stalk their victims until they can catch them unawares. Some lay traps. Still others rely on greater strength or speed to simply run them down. And some, like the wiliest of your tribe, […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aries (March 21-April 19) Being the center of the universe sucks, doesn’t it? If someone nearby is in a bad mood, it’s obviously because you’ve done something wrong. If the people around you have problems, it’s clearly your job to solve them. Even if you can logically dismiss these irrational and self-hindering illusions, emotionally it’s […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) I’ve never met a Pisces who could perfectly “fit in.” Despite your extreme malleability and changeability (or perhaps because of it), consistently blending in to your surroundings and not startling people nearby with your numerous eccentricities has always been impossible. That tendency’s likely to be magnified this week, so don’t torture […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) You suck at making decisions to a timetable. So what? When you’re left to your own devices, this isn’t a problem. It’s only when you’re required to conform to somebody else’s schedule that you run into trouble. As hard as you try, you sometimes encounter an unavoidable, seemingly impossible deadline. Every […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) As much as you’d love to wipe the slate clean and start over, your repeated attempts to do so aren’t likely to succeed at the moment. They require time, and nothing else—no amount of herculean effort or passionate desire—will do. Everything changes, eventually. Sometimes you can influence how and how fast […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) An essay by Barbara Kingsolver describes the mysterious activities of her pet hermit crab, which would inexplicably retreat periodically into his shell for days at a time. Eventually, she guessed that he was responding to tidal forces, even though he was miles from any ocean. I thought of this essay when […]