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Hairology: June saw styles from the 1940s, ’50s and ’60s come back in droves

Hairology: June saw styles from the 1940s, ’50s and ’60s come back in droves

Welcome to June 2017 where everything is retro. Women’s fashion has gone bonkers both in hair and clothing. You see 1940s floral attire galore, 1950s off the shoulder peasant blouses, 1960s long skirts. As for hair color, the shades of the rainbow won’t go away. New is rose gold and platinum silver. And guess what, […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Cancer (June 21-July 22) As much as you love being “in the know,” taking part in that inner circle of knowledge comes with a price. You have to take some responsibility for the decisions that were made in that context. Having information is a form of power, and with power comes responsibility. There are so […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Cancer (June 21-July 22) Geminis often have difficulty expressing their emotions; some Cancers, on the other hand, can tend towards the opposite extreme: over-articulation of every little thing they’re going through. Your ability to speak eloquently about your inner world is one of your talents, but it can be taken too far, and ultimately drive […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Gemini (May 21-June 20) It’s new school vs. old school this week, and guess what? You, of course, get to push for the new, better way of doing things. Newer isn’t always an improvement; it’s quite often the opposite, actually, which is where the old school gets its strength. However, this time, traditional sticks-in-the-mud have […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Gemini (May 21-June 20) I dreamt that you had asthma you were deliberately cultivating and worsening (by smoking). When I woke up, I looked for evidence that you might be doing stuff to intensify or aggravate your suffering, and I certainly found some. Where are these masochistic urges coming from? Are they your self-generated excuses […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Gemini (May 21-June 20) I know certain artists and writers who seem to have their tongues in the groove. They have this knack for reaching into the ether and snatching something vital straight from the cosmic unconscious — basically an idea we’ve all been thinking about recently. Then they all work with the idea at […]

Hairology: May is the season to release your top bun and get some color

Hairology: May is the season to release your top bun and get some color

Girls, it’s time to release your top bun. Those gray roots you’ve been hiding grow at least one half inch a month. Let’s seeeee; that’s two to three inches, and if you keep putting color off, you’ll have to turn your top bun into a scrubbing mop that dangles full circle. Visualize a bed of […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Gemini (May 21-June 20) Cold turkey is the only way. If you’re planning on cutting something out of your life — be it smoking or an unhealthy relationship or ice cream — forget doing it gradually. That’s crap, especially for someone as generally indecisive as you. It’ll quite simply never work. Trust me on this. […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Taurus (April 20-May 20) Nature documentarian (and fellow Taurus) David Attenborough is one of my heroes. What an amazing career he’s created for himself: getting paid (probably well) to get up close and personal with Earth’s most fascinating creatures. Emulate him, would you? Find some way to earn money doing things you’d do for free. […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Taurus (April 20-May 20) My dog will brave massive thunderstorms, long, chaotic road trips, screaming children with grabby hands, fireworks, and clumsy drunk people with equal aplomb. But the wind rustling a curtain or making a door swing fills him with tremendous anxiety. I wish I could figure out what’s going on in his head […]