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Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Anyone who drives around blasting music at ridiculous decibel levels is an idiot. How presumptuous and obnoxious! It’s not like they’re trying to expose us to some fantastic music—it’s so loud it’s distorted; all you can hear is the bone-shaking bass. The good news: None of these losers is a Libra. […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) It’s supposed to be good luck to fold 1000 origami cranes in a year. I’m giving it a try. Someone gave me a stack of fancy paper and whenever I have a minute I fold it into a crane. It’s very meditative, actually, and it occurred to me that this kind […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Like you, I’m a major multitasker. I like surfing the Internet while watching television while playing with the dog while cooking dinner while getting dressed while tidying the room. I am always in the middle of at least 5 books (in 3 different languages). So I get it. But I also […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Here’s a quote from an old TV show: “If you think life’s a vending machine where you put in virtue and you get out happiness, then you’re probably gonna be disappointed.” Tragically, many Virgos suffer under this kind of delusion. It’s easy to believe that life is a simple equation: you […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Try something new. I know you like your tried-and-true roster of winning combinations, but what you’re perfectly happy with day after day and year after year can bore some of those who wish to share it with you. Go ahead, dip your strawberries in a white chocolate balsamic vinegar fondue, or […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Just because you like things upfront and direct doesn’t mean everyone else does. In fact, some of the people around you are quite devoted to sneaky methods and shady dealings, despite whatever convincingly upright facades they maintain. But they’re hardly going to make you a PowerPoint presentation about all the ways […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) You’d never guess that your friends and family have heard the bit about letting sleeping dogs lie, from the way they seem bound and determined to consistently disturb your attempts at rest this week. To their credit, they only want to give you a friendly pat, or maybe a vigorously affectionate […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Cancer (June 21-July 22) You’re like the opposite of the princess with the pea. She couldn’t rest because of one tiny irregularity buried beneath her mountain of mattresses. You, on the other hand, have been sleeping like a baby, despite the whole skeleton tucked under your paper-thin futon. Maybe you didn’t put it there. Perhaps […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Cancer (June 21-July 22) It’s summertime. Your life should be about sunshine and abundance right now, not sickly shades of depressing gray. Nevertheless, I see you getting bogged down in the muck of modern complications and implications, because a few of your recent attempts at good deeds generated some shitty negative fallout, through no fault […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

By Caeriel Crestin | For Weekender Harrison Ford attends the 12th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on Friday, Jan 16, 2015, in Los Angeles. (Photo by Rob Latour/Invision/AP) http://www.theweekender.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/web1_harrisonford1.jpgHarrison Ford attends the 12th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on Friday, Jan 16, 2015, […]