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Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) My favorite lovers have been wild guys in and out of bed, but I’ve also had loads of fun with men who were outwardly prudish but insanely passionate behind closed doors. That sharp contrast felt like a dirty secret I was excited to be in on. Is the person you’re currently […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) One year I decided I was bored with my summer birthday and resolved to be a Scorpio for a year. I chose your sign not only because I wish I was as sexy as all of you, but because I’ve always had tremendous respect for Scorpios—mostly because of your conviction, passion, […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) When your usual sources of support and co-conspiracy aren’t available, it’s time to search further afield. Luckily, there’s someone with whom you have regular contact that you’ve never yet teamed up with. You’ll probably be surprised by who I mean, because you’d never guess that this particular person could potentially be […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) It may feel like the universe has been dumping on you a lot this past month or two. Sometimes there seems to be some sort of capricious (dare I call it Scorpionic) force that appears to revel in kicking you while you’re down and just piling on the bullshit. Luckily, even […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Your life is like a beach town. There are months when it’s bustling, packed to the gills with people on vacation, eager to have a good time. Then there are times when even some of the most stalwart folk abandon the place, leaving it a virtual ghost town of boarded-up shops […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) You’re actually quite a level-headed sort. Sure, you can get caught up in the nauseating whirlwind of your own oft-contradictory thoughts, and have trouble making up your mind, but when presented with similarly confusing and confounding external stimulus, that supposed “weakness” becomes a strength; you can respond serenely to large numbers […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Of course, you get as many chances to start over as you can create, but there are certain times of year when those fresh beginnings are more likely to work out. Next week is one. Old grudges can finally be put to rest. This opportunity to begin again is good, but […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) When I was a kid, I was entranced by the ads in the backs of comic books I read. Of course I wanted x-ray glasses, a hovercraft, a frog with transparent skin, and a tank full of sea monkeys who would make funny faces and perform tricks. I never ordered any […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you this week?

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) End the internal debate at once. Sometimes you just have to make a decision, and resolve to simply live with the consequences. In this case, there are too many unknowns. Making a clear choice is just plain impossible; nothing’s the least bit obvious. Trying to factor all those variables into your […]

Hairology: Experts predict a hair raising August full of different bobs

Hairology: Experts predict a hair raising August full of different bobs

There are two eclipses this month; a lunar (full moon) eclipse on Aug. 7, and a total solar eclipse on Aug. 21 (new moon). If you are old enough to think back to August 1998, whatever happened then may reoccur at least vaguely. Major decisions should not be made the week of either eclipse, and […]

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